last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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