and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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