He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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