Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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