I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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