I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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