Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Randomize
