this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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