Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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