Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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