My room smells like vodka and shame
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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