508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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