This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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