went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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