its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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