If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Randomize
