Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
