These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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