The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
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