dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
