We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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