so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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