you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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