Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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