So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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