she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
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