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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now

(1-484): View more from Pennsylvania

sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

:)

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(360): View more from Washington

his personality makes his face look like an asshole.

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(515): View more from Iowa

She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.

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(863): View more from Florida

if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed

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(703): View more from Virginia

She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.

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(916): View more from California

I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales

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(718): View more from New York

Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”

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