It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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