yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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