It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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