Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
whose parrot is this?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Is Oprah even human
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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