i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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