put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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