And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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