'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Randomize
