Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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