is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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