IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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