i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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