I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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