you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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