She is in my trunk
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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