I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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