she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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