My nipple is on Facebook.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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