Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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