he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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