it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
The best revenge is premature balding
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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