u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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