I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
pop tarts are not kleenex
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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