Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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