Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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