another moral hangover. fuck.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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