I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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