What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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